Marylou was seen with WHO!?

Twilight just keeps getting pushed back further and further and further. That’s okay; it’ll always be there. 

we are the little one and twilight is the big one. See? 

TWILIGHT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE!!

This post will be short, and sweet, and vaguely to the point. I have gotten 345 emails (no, seriously) about these pictures that keep surfacing. I went for the cryptic approach a few days ago, but I guess that failed? This is a lose/lose for me, and I have struggled writing this. I don't want to with every fiber of my being, and yet I want to so badly. If I say something, I’m “yachting” [FALSE: WE ONLY YACHT DAKOTASTEW HERE, IDIOT] on a Kristen site [bizarre since I write it and there are rules against me, the creator], and if I don’t then I am ignoring the situation and am a "hater". Then fine. I won’t ignore it, but I also won't go crazy over it. Instead, I'll support Kristen! 

Allow me to preface saying that some of my best friends in this fandom are people I wholeheartedly disagree with for some of their opinions. For instance, my friends Amy and Jess like Rob in sweatpants in Eclipse.

hung out with GangstaStew too much... or...

I think he looks busted.

Guess what? I haven’t burned down their houses or lit them on fire because I love them. If I hated everyone that had a different opinion than me then I would’ve already killed both of my parents and most of my extended family in reference to their heinously poor choices of political affiliation. 

Some have gotten mad over some sites refusing to post pictures that have Rob and Kristen in the same frame. I have no idea what to make of that because I don’t give a shit, and the websites I read are nice. You shouldn’t worry your pretty little heads about that. Sure this isn’t an R/K site, but I happen adore MFH. I also have The Rule of Hotness (we’ve discussed this before): when I see two hot people, I pray to baby Jesus that they are [at the very least] banging [Ex: McGosling]. In addition to that, I support whatever Kristen does... or whomever. Doesn't that make sense? Not to some. But you guys are cool. I never face craziness over here. You guys are nice people. You are not psychotic. You do not covet. You laugh. You smile. You have a life. I appreciate that.

That’s why it’s okay that I’m going to show this:

where ya goin!?

And this:

your hand is in a very respectable place, MFH.

And this:

I think my version of this pic is just as accurate.

DIDN'T IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE IN PAINT ANYWAY!?!??!

I know, I'm so fucking talented. I KNOW.

And you can just look at it and smile and appreciate that she's happy with whatever it is she's doing. And this also means I can say that maybe they are dating and maybe they are just cleaning things out of one another’s teeth, but it seems as if Ms. Stewart wanted him there and that he happily reciprocated. Guess what? I want Rob’s body flushed up against mine as well, but I’m not Kristen. KSIBTM (kstew is better than me). Conversely, maybe I also want Kristen’s body up on me as well… RLIBTM (Rob’s life is better than mine). I am therefore declaring these photos as #IDontBlameThem. 

TomStu is SO OBVIOUSLY the winner of the picture. I mean seriously.

I’ve read these death threats against Kristen, and as angry as it makes me, I also have to laugh. If you wish death upon a celebrity for canoodling with a guy you ‘love’ then you have FAR too much time on your hands, period. It’s okay to not like her—I UNDERSTAND not liking her entirely, it's the hate I do not get. Instead of talking smack, just focus on something you DO like. It's far more productive, and much better karma. Jeebus! You only like Kristen if you get IT, which is why we all get along here, but the jurry is out on the wishing death thing. YOU HONESTLY CARE THAT MUCH? Oh lordy. Maybe they need to talk to Rhonda as well.

If that is your MO, take a vacation. Have a drink or even find some real life friends to occupy your time.  Or better yet, take a shower, do your hair, put on some make up, get a real cute outfit, put down your computer, and wait near your door—because I’m CERTAIN Robert Pattinson is on his way to pick YOU up. 

this is my new sign for The Coveters

Leave Kristen alone.

Bravo to Kristen for doing whatever she was doing with Rob. BRAVO TO ROB for doing whatever he was doing to Kristen. Bravo for those who have ever touched someone of the opposite (or same) sex with more than PG desires. Bravo for all who can be happy for those that are happy around them. 

everyone should do THIS a little more often. Also, I would now like a lollipop.

I digress; Kristen is looking absolutely beautiful these days. There is not much to say about On The Road except it’s underway and I couldn’t be more excited. Did you read the script? The part about the cold cream where her hand is “reaching for their genitals” while they are butt nekkid? UM YEAH. Also, the almost threesome? RHONDA. I may need to bring and Evian spritzer with me to the movies as to not pass out. 

Some other pictures came out with Sam in them. LOOK, SAM RILEY IS REAL!!! This excites me.

Also, DID YOU SEE THIS COVER OF GARRETT HEDLUND!?!?!?!?!??!?! Oh.mah.gawd. Yumyumyum. Nomnomnomnom.

I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes and I wanna...

Kristen is in Montreal looking MIGHTY FINE all the time. Perhaps her hot boyfriend is there too. She’s in On the Road with a spectacular cast, and yeah, she’s playing Marylou.

oh HALE MOTHAH EFFIN YES.

Well that? That makes KStew better than you.

[A/N: KJ? Iris? I mean it from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

So there ya have it! Don't take life too seriously. Continue laughing and loving people. Continue smiling and let's continue on our merry ways DYING over On The Road, and I promise I’ll continue to stare at pictures of Garrett Hedlund. 

Sometimes this fandom confounds me, but not you guys. Remember, it’s far easier to love than hate. SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR SOME TWILIGHT FUNNNNNN!!!!!! BRINGGGG ITTTT ONNNNNNNNNN TWILIGHT P.2!!!!]