Mindless Ramblings of a Crazy Girl

While in the theater at my 4th viewing, I decided I would take notes so I knew what to discuss with you guys. I wanted to post the notes here so that you knew I was not kidding. What I will do is post the picture and then what I wrote underneath it.  I'm only posting the notes up to where I am discussing the movie in Part 1 of Eclipse Discussion. Otherwise you'd know my thoughts on the second half! Please excuse the ridiculous handwriting, but it was pitch black in a movie theater. I also had to write fast, as not to miss a good part. This goes in chronological order. Enjoy!

TRANSLATION:

-windshield tribute to Rob?

-Xavier=sex

-dramatic

- P “WTF was that?” in reference to Riley getting bit.

-meadow:

            -Please kiss my neck

            -knocked up comment

            -hot together.

            -grab hair ff?

            -walk away- ass shot

-Charlie=win

- Dislike- excluded window scene

-Jake’s handwriting is so not that nice

-humans=win

-Bella on the rag? “that’s what you said last time.”

-Charlie=win

-Renee:

            -very mom-like and tugs at heartstrings. Well done- like magnets line.

            -Glasses = ew

TRANSLATION:

-Cullens in woods… uhh

-Landscape all the time?

-Fuck you Jacob and your stupid hair

-Edward wrinkles

-Why is Jacob’s hair wet?

-Dislike her getting on the back. Proximity of eggs?

-Why are other wolves not fit?

-Leah = win. Wig = busted

-Imprinting- conveniently glossed over- sappy definition. To baby? Like what?

-Vamp news from Bella- next time use a dick. Jacob’s freak out LAUGHABLE

-Better you really be dead? Hey Jacob? FUCK YOU.

-Riley can sniff my clothes any time. 

TRANSLATION:

-Stories- skipped in book, skipped in movie. Blame Bella session?

-Riley = yummmm

-Charie and Bella in kitchen slays me- so sad

-Flesh & blood & warmth & GROSS

-Angryward FTW

So... there you have it! Part 1 of my lovely notes. Does it not make sense? It made total sense to me.